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Governor Good Hair here in Texas is almost beyond hiding the fact that he is on a path to destroy public education here.
I agree 100% as to what Bob and Snagg and PA said, and agree 1000% with George. 
I found a young family of fox in my barn.  More mouths to feed.
A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT
TO CHICAGO

SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE
WEIGHT MACHINES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO
HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT IT TELLS ME.'

SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP ON THE SCALE AND
PUT HER NICKEL IN, OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ, 'YOU ARE A
NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, AND YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO .'

THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE TOLD HERSELF THAT THE MACHINE
PROBABLY GIVES THE SAME CARD TO EVERYONE. THE MORE SHE
THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE CURIOUS SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED
TO TRY IT AGAIN SHE WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE AND AGAIN
PUT HER NICKEL IN, AND OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ:

'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO
AND YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE.'

THE NUN SAYS TO HERSELF, 'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG, I HAVE
NEVER PLAYED A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.'
SHE SAT BACK DOWN.

FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A COWBOY CAME OVER AND SAT DOWN,
PUTTING HIS FIDDLE CASE ON THE SEAT BETWEEN THEM.

THEN...WITHOUT THINKING, SHE OPENED THE COWBOY'S CASE,
TOOK OUT THE FIDDLE, AND STARTED PLAYING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC..
SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT THE
MACHINE, THINKING,'THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS
AGAIN..'

BACK TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT, PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL, AND
ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT. IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH
128 LBS ,YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO AND YOU ARE GOING TO
BREAK WIND.' NOW SHE KNOWS THE MACHINE IS WRONG,AS SHE
THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC A
SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE.' BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE MACHINE
SHE SLIPPED,AND AS SHE WAS STRAINING TO KEEP HERSELF FROM
FALLING TO THE FLOOR, SHE BROKE WIND.

ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN AND LOOKED AT THE
MACHINE. SHE SAID TO HERSELF, 'THIS IS TRULY REMARKABLE..
I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'SHE WENT BACK TO THE
MACHINE,PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL AND ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT.

IT READ,

'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS,

YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED AROUND

AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO CHICAGO '.
Yous guys .................doesnt' anyone think that with all of the droughts and floods and fires and nuclear disasters there is going to be a worldwide famine that might make our political concerns look downright trivial.

Plumber's crack is a pressing problem as well. It's even cropping up among Walmart shoppers now,

As long as it isn't compounded by a leopard thong showing , I'm ok with that. Bit of a purist , I suppose.

Would this be acceptable???

I more attracted to the male version...............oh no ,nobody wants to see that.
Okay....just trying to set boundaries to your standards.

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