Ranting and Raving

[Ubu]

This is the place to vent your frustrations.  Have at it!!

Post your rant here.

[Merry]

Snagg,don't fall for it ! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

[Snagg]

That's how men do it!

We also know about the survival tactic of pooping in our own nests. We have a genetic memory that instinctually guides us to flop on the couch and watch "Wild Kingdom" re-runs all weekend in order to learn these valuable life-saving pointers.

[Quinn]

...And they say you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim...

[Snagg]

Jim's a wuss. And his Mommy dresses him funny.

[Snagg]

WE PEED ON IT!

So it's OURS. So THERE. Dumb ol' Girls.

[Merry]

ewww huddled around a peed on computerin the man - cave again! What I do just Maria gets to spank some moose. Let's get cleaned up and GO-SHOPPING! oh uh Snagg, your fianc'e said I could borrow all those pesky pieces of plastic you have tucked in your leather billfold.

[Quinn]

You called me dumb?????
I resemble that remark!

Are you finished staring at your leaves? Or, in typical man fashion did you say you were going to do something that you had no intention of doing?

And stop the YELLING, I have a headache ;-)

[Snagg]

Yeah, like I've never heard that before.

UNGOWAH, UNGA BUNGA BUNGA! TARZAN BUNDOLO! Ook ook, eek eek.

[Kittycat]

Snagg, you leave Quinn alone!!! Now, go over and stare at Quinn's leaves and behave yourself. Ook, ook, eek eek to you too...

[Snagg]

We Y-chromo's have much better aim where our feces are involved, too!

[Callipyge]

I think those Geico cavemen guys are coming after Snagg now!

[Snagg]

Bring 'em on. I'll just point at your avatar, Cal, and they'll forget all about me. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.