Ranting and Raving

[Ubu]

This is the place to vent your frustrations.  Have at it!!

Post your rant here.

[Aggie]

My Congressman came to a small town Dairy Queen to meet the people. Other than himself and his campain manager only 4 people showed up. Only 2 of them were from that County and one did not even live in his district.

[CWO3ROBBIE]

I've decided to get with the program. I'm going to get mad as hell. I'm going to rant about LBJ's Great socity. I'm going to rant about O bamacare. I'm going to join the Tea Party. I'm going to put a sticker on my car that says"Pray for our Nation" and another one that says "take back our country".
That's what all us old farts are susposed to be doing. I guess? At least that's what I keep hearing.
There, now I feel like i"m making a stand. Let's throw the bums out. Oh, wait a minute, weren't we the ones who put them in there? Not me!!! Must have been those unemployed people. You know, the ones sucking off the government. The ones who are getting my hard earned money that I paid in to the goverment as taxes. All roads should be toll roads. That way, if you don't go anywhere you don't have to pay for the roads. That'll create jobs. Well I guess we'll have to pay the toll takers. No, lets make everybody buy EZ passes. That way we won't have to hire toll takers. For the life of me, I can't understand why this government can't creat more jobs.

[darroll]

Here is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers:
Question:
Are you Male or female?
To find out the answer, Look down...
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Look down, damit,
not scroll down!

[Bob Stepp]

At last the truth is out.....

Rave.....rave....rave.

[d's girl]

Bob.

Honey.

I hate to suck the fun out of your rave.

But this is old news.

And only half the country believe the truth.

sorry. :-(

[Bob Stepp]

I know, but I just now found this poster....thought it was really appropriate.

[d's girl]

hahaha... okay, okay... have at it! Rave! Thank goodness there are others (YOU, I mean), who openly discuss this. Yay for you! xox

[Aggie]

Mother's Milk

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:



1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...


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7.) It comes in 2 cute containers.

[Jaylee53]

Way tooooooo funny!

I would ask....

depends on who the mother is....:-D

[Aggie]

Betty White and Johnny Carson

[Quinn]

Leaves.
Large. Small. Yellow. Orange. Red.
Beautiful on the trees.
Not so beautiful on my sidewalk.

STOP ALREADY! I'VE GONE THROUGH THREE LEAF BAGS IN THREE DAYS!
AND, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TREE OUT FRONT ANYMORE!

[Jaylee53]

Gotta love the wind...not so much you...but the neighbors know what's up!