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Ranting and Raving

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Permalink Reply by BethD on November 30, 2011 at 6:40pm

Rave I washed my car.

Rant I missed a spot.

I'm a good kitten,wanta good home.

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Permalink Reply by Aggie on November 30, 2011 at 8:07pm

How to Wash a Cat!

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean..

Sincerely,

The Dog

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Permalink Reply by BethD on November 30, 2011 at 8:26pm

OJ thinks that is funny!

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Permalink Reply by Aggie on November 30, 2011 at 8:34pm

Is that drule I see around OJ?

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Permalink Reply by Merry on December 3, 2011 at 7:39pm

RAVING MAINIAC that would be me. The light was pure and exquisite today for sewing. I swear I'm solar powered. I LOVE snow and can't wait till we get our first blizzard of the season . I hope it's a whopper! (In which no one gets hurt!!) Embroidered snowflakes onto iridescent taffeta all day long. And the housemate took care of the kitchen wench chores. Hoping for another beautiful sunny day tomorrow to add beads to the snowflakes too.