Here, me an KW live in the same damn state, and she's never even offered to take me to a White Sox game. And I've offered her to drive herself down here and I could show her the livestock pavilion at the State fair grounds. (Off-season, of course.)
Hmph. I feel slighted. KW, Pickle's just playing on your flood-victim sympathies. Don't believe a word he says about the rising waters "washing away his new knees". He's a rascal, I tell you.