Random Thoughts

[larry kremis]

I couldn't find it. Let's do it again.

[HAVE_A_HEART]

I gave some thought to it---but I was too young to have a career at the time.

[BethD]

today is take out the trash day.

[funesthememorious]

If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
I'm offering a substantial reward. He's a tie-dyed collie, with three legs,
blind in his left eye, no teeth, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his
tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky".

[larry kremis]

lol

[larry kremis]

I worry about you when you go to the city. If the A train leaves Brooklyn at 9:45am and travels at 40 mph, what time will it arrive at Central Park?

[HAVE_A_HEART]

Wouldn't there have to be railroad tracks somewhere inside of Central Park in order for a train to arrive there? Just a random thought here.

[funesthememorious]

Sounds like a calculus problem. Is there a little bird travelling back and forth from Train A to Train B?

[Aggie]

Why do buzzards follow me in circles around the farm?

[P.A.]

You said you had a dead cow. I think that explains it.

[funesthememorious]

That's because the train squashed the bird.

[funesthememorious]

I'll have to rethink my General Rule of Train Compaction now.

With a great big squish
You end up with a lot less fish

With a great big squash
You end up with bird slosh.

[funesthememorious]

Now I have the Bushian urge to visit all my neighbors and make sure they don't have bigger closets than me. Maybe check the closets for weapons also. Maybe beat them up if I find bowling balls in their closets.