Random Thoughts

[larry kremis]

I couldn't find it. Let's do it again.

[Aggie]

Quit looking for greener pastures.

[larry kremis]

I said to her: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.

she said: You wear pants, don't you?

[Aggie]

[HAVE_A_HEART]

What is it going to take to make human beings stop being evil beings?

[BethD]

People say I got a bad attitude.
I say SCREW them!

[larry kremis]

lol

[larry kremis]

I said to her: you wanna swap positions tonight?

she said: sure, you stand by the stove and sink all night and I'll sit on the couch and do nothing but fart.

[Aggie]

I was in Katy, Texas last Friday!

[HAVE_A_HEART]

Is it ok to wish a brand newly licensed orthopedic luck by telling him/her to break a leg?

[HAVE_A_HEART]

So that week of terror was just ning updating again??

[P.A.]

I just woke up form a nap and turned on the TV. Is it wrong of me to not care that people in the southern part of Middle Tennessee are having severe thunderstorms. I wanted to watch Oprah, not, and my weather is fine.

[Lowell Brandon]

You couldn't find random thoughts, or you couldn't find your mind? Better check with Kitty - she probably has your mind in her lap, most likely. Maybe reprogramming it; "Must always pay attention to everything I say." LOL.