Would you like to adopt a cow?
You can't be late until you show up.
Where ever you go, there you will be.
You cannot fix stupid.
The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
These days you're not even safe in a mental institution.
Last week I sliced my finger open while using a dull knife. So I bought a new, really sharp knife. Today I sliced my finger open, same spot, one finger over, because the knife is so sharp. I'm running out of band-aides.
Hope you don't run out of fingers.
:~) Maybe I should just give up cooking.
Or get some chain mail gloves.
"Be yourself" is the worst advise you can give some people.