Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes those reasons are because you are stupid and make bad decisions.
I wish the Dollar Store sold gas.
What is the definition of a will?
It's a dead giveaway
"Everybody has a little amount of fear... it's the courage you have to overcome it that makes it so wonderful, that makes a successful bull rider." Lisa Stipp 1998 World Champion bull rider, page 45 of Good Ol' Cowgirl Stories
I'm so lazy I get excited about canceled plans.
That's using your head!
456 dollars for hotel on Corpus Christi Bay plus they charge extra for wi-fi and parking.
free mini bar?
4 dollars extra for water and 10 dollar extra to get wi-fi and 18 dollars extra to park car