"LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR AGE OVER 40"

[Letha Robinson]

Lovemaking Tips For age over 40!!! Please take this advice seriously

LMAO

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Quinn]

Too funny!

Especially the first one!

[Bob Stepp]

You might want to add something about flexability exercises in there as well, oh, and stay off the stairs if at all possible the day of.....

[Letha Robinson]

LOL..

[Letha Robinson]

It is funny!

[Goldilocks46]

[Maricel Evasco]

ANDY ROONEY'S THEORY OF LIFE

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out because you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, Spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.

Ain't that the truth?

 

[Merry]

That is sooo funny!