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It's The 'Let's Be There For Larry Day, Because He Is Going To Need Us' Thread

Folks---I am calling upon your humanitarian spirits towards humanity to serve as a beacon in an opportunity to be there for one of our own today, and that person would be--

Larry Kremis!

Here's the story. Larry--by some fault of sympathy for the underdog, have been a lifetime Pittsburgh Stealers, (whoops--sorry) Steelers fan. I know--I can almost hear all of your combined 'What?' and "Oh my gosh!! I thought Larry was an intelligent man!'-isms. But we must remember Larry is a man of compassion...and as such, tends to offer his support to those who might not other wise have any support to speak of.

So what seem to be the problem? Well tonight...there will be this game...where Larry's Steelers...will be forced to play...against..Oh gosh---I hate tormenting Larry this way...but it just got to get out there! The Stealers--(oops--I did it again! Sorry!) Steelers will be playing The (7 and 1) Denver Broncos!! (Ok--Every one in one collective voice here--ready? Oh No!! Poor Larry!)

As you can see, this is not a matter to be horsing around with. Especially in light of the fact that Larry is under the belief that The Stea...Uhmm That Pittsburgh might actually be able to win this game. Yes!! it is true!!! You can see the problem now--don't you?

So this is why I am calling for u to be there for larry today. Larry have provided years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years of laughter for his fellow humanity. Now it is time for us to return the favor. We have to 'be there' for him today. We got about 12 hours from the time of this posting to soften the blow of reality. We need to prepare him for the event, (The realistic event), of a great disaster that will be presented right before Larry's very eyes tonight. We must all be willing to hold Larry's hand and let him know, it is all ok--because like he Supports The Ste...Uhmmm...Pittsburgh...we are there to offer him, our moral support.

So..who is with me on this incredible journey today, where we must 'be there to support Larry'?

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Now wait, Larry. Let's not be too hasty. You never know when a good girdle will come in handy! I especially liked the help Janice was giving you. A used support cup. lmao
oooouuuuu! You're right, MM, he does!
Kittycat--I understand your daughters are nurses. Do you have enough medical suplies such as saline, oxygen tanks and perhaps even a defibulator on stand by for any medical emergency that might arise?
Maybe some good sedatives would help.
I'm pretty sure I'll have enough of what will be required!! Thanks for your kind and wonderful advice in his hour of need.
There! Now u see?? That is a truly caring person right there! Best to avoid watching the bloodbath, then to watch the whole sad, sorry, devastating, traumatic, act happen right before your eyes--Larry!
Hallmark channel. You're a very funny gal, I never realized. The only thing that saddens me when the Steelers are on the road, is that all those fans have to drive home feeling down and depressed. Hey! Colorado people are Americans too RIGHT? Oh well, the Broncos will just have to work harder, that's all.
Thanks Sandra, that's cute.
T-120 minutes till game time. Kittycat-and the two daughters-any last minutes precaustionary measures should be carfully considered and cput into action right now!
We're on it. Thanks for keeping us on our tootsies, Heart!!
Sorry Dude, But I think you might have to trade this one...

For this one...

Watch the stands for the terrible towels, you see them all over the country. The REAL America's team. Shame on you Bubba traitor. I could accept it if you were a Browns fan.




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