TBD on Ning

Yesterday, I spoke to a close friend and former colleague on the phone about her love life and my lack of one. She urged me to do speed dating just to snap out of my inertia and jumpstart my lack luster love life (non existent actually). I retorted rather sarcastically in so many words that I ain't that desperate. She urged me to give it a try since her other close friend who is around my age found the experience interesting and not as sordid as I envision it to be. Still I have difficulty picturing myself in the speed dating scenario even though I ought to get off my high horse and at least entertain the thought.

What the heck kind of questions would you ask some stranger who can only talk to you for seven minutes?....Here are a few that came to mind....some ridiculous

Is that your real hair?
Are you circumcised?
Do you roll up your socks in the drawer?
What's your favorite Sponge Bob character?
Is the shop closed for reproduction?
What label would someone give you as high school student?
If you had to name a kid, what would it be?
Have you ever looked at what is at the end of a rainbow?
What is your most embarrassing moment?
How would you complete this seed....  Once I was....now I am.....
What is the craziest user's name you ever created?
Would you eat a crayon if some kindergartner begged you too?
Are you a peach or walnut?

(wickedly)  Do you think I'm a nut?  LoL

Tags: dating, questions, speed

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What is the hoped for result of speed dating?
A fast chick?
I can't add to that Maricel, After those questions, you'll know whether you want to see him again or not.

I'll answer the first 3. Yes.
How much they make what?
Looks like you're well prepared, Maricel. Those are sure to filter the sourpusses out. BAF

....but it would be honey for the crazies LoL
which is worse: sour pusses or psychos?
What's your net worth?
More than my basketball

Do you own, rent, or sponge off someone productive?
I rent someone, but she's not productive.

What was your college GPA?
Great Party Animal

Do your socks match your shoes or your pants?
What socks?

Boxer briefs, boxers, or tighty whitey's?
What flavor of jello would you wrestle me in?
What animal do I remind you of?
Define "crime".
I try to stick to the deviant behavior that does not violate prevailing norms.
You know, Cool Whip® and The Princess Bride on DVD, that kind of thing.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but compound questions are forbidden.
Do you have a picture of your tractor?

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