Yesterday, I spoke to a close friend and former colleague on the phone about her love life and my lack of one. She urged me to do speed dating just to snap out of my inertia and jumpstart my lack luster love life (non existent actually). I retorted rather sarcastically in so many words that I ain't that desperate. She urged me to give it a try since her other close friend who is around my age found the experience interesting and not as sordid as I envision it to be. Still I have difficulty picturing myself in the speed dating scenario even though I ought to get off my high horse and at least entertain the thought.
What the heck kind of questions would you ask some stranger who can only talk to you for seven minutes?....Here are a few that came to mind....some ridiculous
Is that your real hair?
Are you circumcised?
Do you roll up your socks in the drawer?
What's your favorite Sponge Bob character?
Is the shop closed for reproduction?
What label would someone give you as high school student?
If you had to name a kid, what would it be?
Have you ever looked at what is at the end of a rainbow?
What is your most embarrassing moment?
How would you complete this seed.... Once I was....now I am.....
What is the craziest user's name you ever created?
Would you eat a crayon if some kindergartner begged you too?
Are you a peach or walnut?
(wickedly) Do you think I'm a nut? LoL