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Do you have any, maybe from movie, speech you heard, a comedian, maybe even a politican, or how about yourself??

George Carlin;

Why do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway??

Always do whatever's next.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Bill Cosby;

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Old is always fifteen years from now

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The beatings shall continue until the morale improves. Captain Bligh
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A couple from "White Lightning"

Gator McKlusky: Only two things in the world I'm scared of
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Richard Pryor (From Live on the Sunset Strip)

"When you're runnin' down the street on fire people tend to notice; they tend to get out of your way, except for the bum on the corner who says, 'Hey buddy, can you spare a light? how 'bout a flick off of your sleeve?' "
Eddie Murphy from the movie "Delirious"

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