TBD on Ning

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bertha, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Be right back.

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lmao. That should work.
This is all you need for home security.

This one looks pretty convincing too!

Get a spotted hyena.

for heavy duty home security this should

do the job.

Get a bull.
smith and and wesson are my home security and I know how to use it. Break in my house and you leave feet first.
That happened to me when I went over for dinner. Thank God EMS was next door waiting for the coroner to show up.

Well if you have one of these in the front yard I think you would be okay...with proper feeding and hugs for the Kitty :-)




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