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Don't Mess With Texas Women
I'm sure this isn't true, because I've gotten a VERY similar story credited to a man, but it's still funny.
IN HOUSTON , TEXAS - MARCH 5th, 2009
Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston, Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called In Front Of The Arraignment Judge, Sworn In, And Asked To Explain Her Actions.
The Woman Replied, "I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The Bus To Take Me Home After Work. I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe. I Was There Alone, So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol, That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung Over My Left Shoulder. All Of A Sudden I Was Being Spun Around Hard To My Left. As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man Running Away From Me With My Purse. I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly Around My Pistol. The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud, 'No Way Punk! You're Not Stealing My Pay Check And Tips.' I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse, And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!"
When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?"
The Woman Replied Under Oath, "Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went Click."
The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges. She Was Back At Work At The Cafe The Next Day!
Now that's Gun Control....
AMEN
IN HOUSTON , TEXAS - MARCH 5th, 2009
Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston, Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called In Front Of The Arraignment Judge, Sworn In, And Asked To Explain Her Actions.
The Woman Replied, "I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The Bus To Take Me Home After Work. I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe. I Was There Alone, So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol, That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung Over My Left Shoulder. All Of A Sudden I Was Being Spun Around Hard To My Left. As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man Running Away From Me With My Purse. I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly Around My Pistol. The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud, 'No Way Punk! You're Not Stealing My Pay Check And Tips.' I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse, And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!"
When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?"
The Woman Replied Under Oath, "Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went Click."
The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges. She Was Back At Work At The Cafe The Next Day!
Now that's Gun Control....
AMEN
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Permalink Reply by Tina on
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LoL, Ok So you are correct that is funny!
Now back to the "good deeds"...hehehe
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Permalink Reply by Goldilocks46 on
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Permalink Reply by Stir Young on
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I expect the same thing would happen if someone tried to wipe and run off with Ms Farquar's hat.
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Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on
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I still like the bumper sticker I saw on the back bumper of a pink convertable in San Angelo, TX.
"Back Off" " 'I Have PMS and a Gun in my Purse".
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Permalink Reply by stillgoing on
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Robbie, you get new glasses so you could read the bumper sticker or did you read it after you got too close?
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Actually, The car was parked. I wasn't going to get close to it.
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An interesting concept. Huh?
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Permalink Reply by Whiny Old Bastard on
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So what?
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