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"i COULDA TOLD YOU THAT!", but how would you expand your mind then? Our nuggets of knowledge can still be retrieved even without hypnosis. BTW, names will be withheld to protect the guilty and gullible, so don't hold back, let us know what's on your mind today. pssst....you do know that this is just for fun, don't you? ~Just A Thought~ "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it" Douglas Adams
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Has anybody else contracted Covid-19...I had the experience and I do not recommend it. I work in a healthcare setting. It went rampant in our building ...5 deaths. We held the reins tightly from March to the beginning of October and not one person…Continue
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If it is past its prime, do you toss it and just get another one? Or, do you keep trying to breathe life into it?Continue
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How would you feel about cars having two different horns, like a polite “please would you move a bit faster, thanks” and a “screw you for being reckless and dumb”? ....wish my pitiful horn worked at all...lolContinue
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Comment by TeeBubbaDee on May 18, 2014 at 11:17am
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MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken>crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road? "Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain.
MICHAEL SCHUMACHER: it was an instinctive maneuver, the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
THOMAS BROWN: circa 1991 First Joke
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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Comment by imaginethat on May 17, 2014 at 7:43pm
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Comment by flippr 2.0 on May 16, 2014 at 6:27pm
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Comment by Karin M Fichtner on May 16, 2014 at 5:20pm
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Now, that's my kind of soup!!
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Comment by P.A. on May 14, 2014 at 2:03pm
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum that it could be done.
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