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"i COULDA TOLD YOU THAT!", but how would you expand your mind then? Our nuggets of knowledge can still be retrieved even without hypnosis. BTW, names will be withheld to protect the guilty and gullible, so don't hold back, let us know what's on your mind today. pssst....you do know that this is just for fun, don't you? ~Just A Thought~ "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it" Douglas Adams
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Has anybody else contracted Covid-19...I had the experience and I do not recommend it. I work in a healthcare setting. It went rampant in our building ...5 deaths. We held the reins tightly from March to the beginning of October and not one person…Continue
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If it is past its prime, do you toss it and just get another one? Or, do you keep trying to breathe life into it?Continue
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How would you feel about cars having two different horns, like a polite “please would you move a bit faster, thanks” and a “screw you for being reckless and dumb”? ....wish my pitiful horn worked at all...lolContinue
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Comment by TeeBubbaDee on June 27, 2016 at 8:11am
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Be the reason someone smiles today.
Or the reason someone drinks today.
Whatever works for ya!
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, ' Dark in here.‘
The man says, ‘Yes, it is.‘
Boy: ‘I have a baseball..
‘ Man: ‘That's nice‘
Boy: ‘Want to buy it?‘
Man: ‘No, thanks.‘
Boy: ‘My Dad's outside.‘
Man: ‘OK, how much?‘
Boy: ‘$250‘
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: ‘Dark in here.‘
Man: ‘Yes, it is.‘
Boy: ‘I have a baseball glove.‘
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘How much?‘
Boy: ‘$750’
Man: ‘Sold.’
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy: ‘Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.‘
The boy says: ‘I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.‘
The Dad asks: ‘How much did you sell them for?‘
Boy: ‘$1 ,O00‘
The Dad says: ‘That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.‘
They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..
The boy says: ‘Dark in here.‘
The priest says: ‘Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now.‘
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Comment by flippr 2.0 on June 25, 2016 at 4:13am
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I've found a new exercise routine. I figure I burn about 2000 calories every time I put fitted sheets on the bed by myself.
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