Words of Wisdom

[Jaylee53]

Bits and pieces of sound advice....

Give it to me...I need some to pass on to my sons that I seem to have been remiss.

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   "A parent's only as good
   as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets
   robbed by a hooker, you failed." +0000 2010'}"'>
   
   
   
   
   
   

[Whiny Old Bastard]

Everything that your sons need to know about life are contained in two books and two movies.
I suggest that they study them with lackadaisical intensity. It has worked for me.
Alice In Wonderland
To Kill A Mockingbird
Smokey and The Bandit
and The Princess Bride
No need to clutter their minds with anything more.

[Jaylee53]

The next time I feel lackadaisical I shall peruse this interesting list.....which are the movies?

[Whiny Old Bastard]

Three of them are books, and also movies.
I suggest reading Alice, as there has never been a good movie made of it.
Read Mockingbird first and then see the movie.
I think that you can skip the Princess book and go straight to the movie.
Smokey was a film script, so you have no choice there.

[Jaylee53]

Thank you WOB....we shall see what we shall see....

[Jaylee53]

"Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me."
I feel that way about bacon....seriously...really....do NOT touch the effing bacon!!!!

[d's girl]

You're such a woman after my own heart, darling Jaylee. xox

[Jaylee53]

Just for you Tay....

[D. D. Olson]

"Never stand behind a coughing cow." Advice from my grandpa.

[Slayer Dug]

"Don't make love by the garden gate. Love is blind but your neighbours ain't!"

[Jaylee53]

The fishermen know that the sea is dangerous and the storm terrible, but they have never found these dangers sufficient reason for remaining ashore.

- Vincent van Gogh

[Bob Stepp]

"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."

[Chez moi]