Would you hit on me?

[Aggie]

If I was a nail and you were a hammer.  Would you hit on me?

[Stir Young]

Do you mean "if I was a carpenter, and you were a lady"?

[Jack Z]

LOL

[Aggie]

I ain't no lady.

[Stir Young]

I didn't think so, but I thought I'd better ask.

[Aggie]

Your looking for the good looking Aggie with a K.

[Aggie]

[Goldilocks46]

If you were a nail, Aggie, and I were a hammer, yes I would hit on you.

[Aggie]

[Goldilocks46]

:-D

[Aggie]

[D. D. Olson]

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mornin' all over this land.

[Stir Young]

That implies that you wouldn't be adverse to takin' a swing or two at Aggie.

Run, Aggie, run like the wind!