Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

[Risha Namaste]

Same with the soles of your feet?

[Bob Stepp]

Did some one tell you you can't????

[Stir Young]

Because they're too hairy?

[TeeBubbaDee]

My palms don't tan cause I'm holding a beer, and my soles don't tan cause I don't stand on my head.

[Jack Z]

French soldiers have tan palms ....... from surrendering on sunny days.

Old joke, I actually like the French, there people too ........

[funesthememorious]

It's an evolutionary thing - if they were tanned fortune tellers couldn't read them.

[CWO3ROBBIE]

I found that "MANTAN" works. However, I don't know if it works on women.