(rotflmao!! if you knew ducatiman! that is soooooo NOT in the rl story of him! hahaha)
nearly laid down his beloved bike, taking out half the dogs w/it. But a skilled driver is he; he regained control just in the nick of time, & right before Nickelback...
chase him down the street until he'd finally had enough & turned & pounced on her! His fearlessness was such that Mrs Pennypacker backed down, took off & ran home, where she was surprised to find...