TPAM Part Deux

[Slayer Dug]

Since the original TPAM went walk about along with its creator, I would like to bring this discussion back to the forum.

[Snagg]

TPAM would be far more diplomatic about that sort of thing than I would.

[d's girl]

TPAM has a giant rubber band ball in his back yard that's bigger than a swingset.

[Snagg]

God knows I've tried, but it's impossible - The damned squirrels keep stealing the rubber bands.

TPAM just wants a vehicle that can plow through "puddles" that come up to her windshield wipers.

[BethD]

Tpam is ready for a nap.

[Chez moi]

TPAM is shopping for a 'butt bra'.
,-)

[TeeBubbaDee]

TPAM doesn't need a butt bra.

[d's girl]

TPAM sniffs your butt as a means of greeting you. (it's really quite an awkward experience)

[d's girl]

Hey, Snagg! The humidity in most of my home is down to 50% now! ;-p

[stillgoing]

TPAM thinks the humidity is down because half the water has drained out.

[d's girl]

yeah? yeah - well - isn't it?!?!

The TPAM did too much acid in the 60's & now finds the occasional flashbacks difficult to explain when he has them in public.

[stillgoing]

The flashbacks stopped a number of years ago.

TPAM goes to bed with her water wings in case it starts raining again.

[d's girl]

grrr.... TPAM should be feeling grateful he's all the way across the country from me right now.