TPAM Part Deux

[Slayer Dug]

Since the original TPAM went walk about along with its creator, I would like to bring this discussion back to the forum.

[HAVE_A_HEART]

TPAM is upst because nobody drafted him during this past weekends NFL Drafts!

[Slayer Dug]

TPAM is happy to have Monday nearly out of the way!

(That's a mighty big yellow hat y'got there!!!)

[stillgoing]

TPAM is getting a mint julep massage.

[d's girl]

The Person Above Me runs around his house naked on Saturday mornings, dusting the furniture & singing & dancing to Tiny Tim songs that he spins on his turntable.

[Ubu]

TPAM will send those records to TPAH just to make sure.

[d's girl]

hehehe

TPAM gained international acclaim as a boy soprano.
Until he hit puberty & it was all over.

[Ubu]

TPAM promised she would never divulge that tidbit.

[stillgoing]

TPAM was tarred and feathered twice before he figured out it was time to move on.

[d's girl]

TPAM arranged for the tarring & feathering to TPAH, but never thought he'd be able to pull it off twice.

[stillgoing]

TPAM has experienced the entire Kuma Sutra, twice. Both her partners have gone on to a better place.

[stillgoing]

I don't need to get up that early but thanks for caring.

TPAM got stuck on Easter. No wonder there are no tan lines.

[d's girl]

LMAO!! You're a mess, still.

TPAM rode a carousel today, while holding a parasol to shade his delicate skin from the sun.