Perhaps she could interest you in some swampland in the back forty of NING? It ain't goin' anywhere, folks - This is the Internet, where nothing ever really disappears! It's a SURE THING! (IChez just got her broker's license.)
TPAM is 'way too clever to fall for any of that malarkey.
("Malarkey". I gotta go add that to the "Delicious Words" thread.)