Welcome to the forum where you can laugh at somebody else's misfortune and mistakes, the exercise in futility and Murphy's Law. I must give thanks to despair.com for a lot of the images and the inspiration. The gloves are off...!ENJOY!
I have actually tipped a crane so that it ended up on two wheels. I was lifting a 30 foot boat when the outriggers gave out. (hydraulic line ruptured) Fortunatly I had the boat centered, and only about three feet over the trailer. It was a pretty strange feeling sitting in that cab!!