FAILURE

[Slayer Dug]

Welcome to the forum where you can laugh at somebody else's misfortune and mistakes, the exercise in futility and Murphy's Law. I must give thanks to despair.com for a lot of the images and the inspiration. The gloves are off...!ENJOY!

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Chez moi]

I'm sure she was thinking more along these lines...

[TeeBubbaDee]

And now I'm thinking along those lines!!!

[Dazzling Zoomer Gal Diana]

[Chez moi]

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Chez moi]

[Chez moi]

[Slayer Dug]

For when you're feeling not so fresh....

....made in Europe?!!!?

[stillgoing]

Obviously great minds think alike.

[Chez moi]

[darroll]

A guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him,
grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"


The poor little guy starts crying.


"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,"
the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand
to see a man crying."


"This is the worst day of my life," says the
little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was
late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.


"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen,
and I don't have any insurance.

Then I left my wallet in the cab I took home."

He continues, crying even harder.


"Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my
dog bit me.


"So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to
put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the
damn poison."