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I don't know about this one Sandra, Jelly bean flavored dog food? How is that a fail.
OK, my rating, favorite to last...
Dog Food, not a fail
Gin, not a fail in my book
Sausage, heck I like sausage
Gravy, heck I like sausage gravy
Tacos, as long as they are home made and not from Taco bell, I'm good
Fishsticks, that one is kinda on the edge
Sex lube, Guess it would depend on how frisky I felt
Old books, Yep, I think that is a fail
Febreeze, just makes me sneeze, fail
Gasoline, I siphoned gas one time and ended up swallowing some. Burped that crap up for 2 days. MAJOR FAIL!!!!