Welcome to the Grand Opening of Ladyg's Place

[Ladyg]

Good evening everyone, I am Ladyg your hostess for the weekend. I would like to welcome everyone to LADYG’S PLACE. We will be open every Saturday for your enjoyment. Bring a friend, but remember if they do not belong to the group they will have to join in order to participate in the fun.
ALL DRINKS, FOOD AND AMENITIES ARE FREE including PARTY BUS AND FREE LIMO rides to and from LADYG’S PLACE. We have two pools (indoor and outdoor) depending on the weather our pools are heated. We have two hot tubs, music, dance floor, Now here are the rules and as your hostess, I expect each of you to adhere to them.
1. NO WEAPONS of any kind permitted in the lounge. This means: NO guns, NO knives, NO NUTTIN.
2. NO WHIPS permitted in the Lounge except MINE. No exceptions.
3. NO EXPLOSIVES permitted in the Lounge. Get those fireworks out from under the bar.
4. NO LANCES permitted INSIDE the Lounge. Lances are for the jousts only, and must be kept in the Lance Locker when not in use for Jousting Days.
5. NO MORE GLASS CONTAINERS OF ANY TYPE in the pool area. I want no reason for anyone to have to go to the First Aid Station. The First Aid Station is the Black Hole of Death. Avoid it at all costs. In addition, broken glass can puncture the inflatables. Do you have any idea of how much they cost?
6. PARKING IN THE SIDE PARKING LOT ONLY. I am sorry about the tanks there; you will just have to work around them.
7. FIRST AID/NURSES STATION IS OFF LIMITS! It has come to my attention that there are certain Lounge members parading around disguised as nurses. BEWARE! These people are not nurses! Do not permit these people to do any surgery on you or examine you under any circumstances.
I am sorry that it has come to this, but we must maintain law and order in the Lounge so that all customers can feel safe. So now that we have gotten all these things out of the way
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

WHERE THE SPOT LIGHT IS ON YOU

[Ladyg]

You got it babe and doing a wonderful job. You smooth dancer you.

[Ladyg]

Hi Ladyg. Made it back. Who's this with you. Hi David, my name's Kittycat.

Hey Kittycat I see you made it back, now where is Larry? What would you like to drink?

[Kittycat]

Ladyg, you're looking stunning tonight. Love your dress. Red suits you.

[Ladyg]

Ladyg, you're looking stunning tonight. Love your dress. Red suits you.

Thank you sweetie.

[Kittycat]

Nice to meet you too, David. I just popped in to let Ladyg know I didn't forget about the party tonight. I was at the lounge just before the party started and then had to leave. But I'm back.

[lynn]

Hi, David! ty, Ladyg, for snagging that bourbon!
welcome back, Kittycat. how was the movie? is himself soothed? LOL?
here, have a black russian, Kittycat!

[Kittycat]

Ohhhh, Lynn. You know the way to my heart. Thanks for the drink. The movie was great. "Benjamin Button" with Brad Pitt. Really good. Larry is all soothed. He may pop in, not sure. How'd it go tonight? Did you have a good crowd and the big question of the night--- Were they rowdy? lol

[lynn]

nah, not particularly rowdy, just fun! good conversation, good music, some dancing. got to meet some new people. i was ready to shut down, but Ladyg said no no no, she'd hang on a bit longer, and whaddya' know, here comes a whole new set of folks!!!

[Kittycat]

lmao. What can I say. If you're rdy to call it a nite, don't let me keep you. I was just happy to see that there was a good turnout. If I would have stayed earlier, things might have been different. You know how I get on black russians and you had already given me one before I went to watch that movie. Lordy, Lordy. Thank goodness for that movie.

[Kittycat]

Nice song. Larry said he'd try to make it. Where is that guy? I can never seem to find him when I need him. lol

[lynn]

just like a man....

[Kittycat]

You are so right. Of course, that doesn't include our wonderful friend David dancing over there with Ladyg.