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Welcome to the Grand Opening of Ladyg's Place
Good evening everyone, I am Ladyg your hostess for the weekend. I would like to welcome everyone to LADYG’S PLACE. We will be open every Saturday for your enjoyment. Bring a friend, but remember if they do not belong to the group they will have to join in order to participate in the fun.
ALL DRINKS, FOOD AND AMENITIES ARE FREE including PARTY BUS AND FREE LIMO rides to and from LADYG’S PLACE. We have two pools (indoor and outdoor) depending on the weather our pools are heated. We have two hot tubs, music, dance floor, Now here are the rules and as your hostess, I expect each of you to adhere to them.
1. NO WEAPONS of any kind permitted in the lounge. This means: NO guns, NO knives, NO NUTTIN.
2. NO WHIPS permitted in the Lounge except MINE. No exceptions.
3. NO EXPLOSIVES permitted in the Lounge. Get those fireworks out from under the bar.
4. NO LANCES permitted INSIDE the Lounge. Lances are for the jousts only, and must be kept in the Lance Locker when not in use for Jousting Days.
5. NO MORE GLASS CONTAINERS OF ANY TYPE in the pool area. I want no reason for anyone to have to go to the First Aid Station. The First Aid Station is the Black Hole of Death. Avoid it at all costs. In addition, broken glass can puncture the inflatables. Do you have any idea of how much they cost?
6. PARKING IN THE SIDE PARKING LOT ONLY. I am sorry about the tanks there; you will just have to work around them.
7. FIRST AID/NURSES STATION IS OFF LIMITS! It has come to my attention that there are certain Lounge members parading around disguised as nurses. BEWARE! These people are not nurses! Do not permit these people to do any surgery on you or examine you under any circumstances.
I am sorry that it has come to this, but we must maintain law and order in the Lounge so that all customers can feel safe. So now that we have gotten all these things out of the way
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
ALL DRINKS, FOOD AND AMENITIES ARE FREE including PARTY BUS AND FREE LIMO rides to and from LADYG’S PLACE. We have two pools (indoor and outdoor) depending on the weather our pools are heated. We have two hot tubs, music, dance floor, Now here are the rules and as your hostess, I expect each of you to adhere to them.
1. NO WEAPONS of any kind permitted in the lounge. This means: NO guns, NO knives, NO NUTTIN.
2. NO WHIPS permitted in the Lounge except MINE. No exceptions.
3. NO EXPLOSIVES permitted in the Lounge. Get those fireworks out from under the bar.
4. NO LANCES permitted INSIDE the Lounge. Lances are for the jousts only, and must be kept in the Lance Locker when not in use for Jousting Days.
5. NO MORE GLASS CONTAINERS OF ANY TYPE in the pool area. I want no reason for anyone to have to go to the First Aid Station. The First Aid Station is the Black Hole of Death. Avoid it at all costs. In addition, broken glass can puncture the inflatables. Do you have any idea of how much they cost?
6. PARKING IN THE SIDE PARKING LOT ONLY. I am sorry about the tanks there; you will just have to work around them.
7. FIRST AID/NURSES STATION IS OFF LIMITS! It has come to my attention that there are certain Lounge members parading around disguised as nurses. BEWARE! These people are not nurses! Do not permit these people to do any surgery on you or examine you under any circumstances.
I am sorry that it has come to this, but we must maintain law and order in the Lounge so that all customers can feel safe. So now that we have gotten all these things out of the way
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
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Permalink Reply by Marti on
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Lynn, thanks for inviting me....I'm just popping in for a sec... then home to change! Hello everyone!
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Permalink Reply by lynn on
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good evening, Marti! thanks for stopping in!!!!
can i offer you a glass of wine? red or white, take your pick!
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Permalink Reply by Ladyg on
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Lynn, thanks for inviting me....I'm just popping in for a sec... then home to change! Hello everyone!
Hello Marti, welcome to Ladyg's so glad you came by. -
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Permalink Reply by Agent00Soul on
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LadyG they are faking the funk in here! DJ break out the Bootsy.. Funkadelic Parliament and all the ol skool so we can do this! Ladyg I will be back later to shake what I was born with!
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good evening, Agent00Soul, thank you for stopping by! please do return later!
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im sorry, kevin, but a half minute isn't quite long enough for me to respond. i'd be happy to dance one song, since there's no one waiting at the bar right now. thank you.
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Reply by Agent00Soul 5 minutes ago
LadyG they are faking the funk in here! DJ break out the Bootsy.. Funkadelic Parliament and all the ol skool so we can do this! Ladyg I will be back later to shake what I was born with!
Ok babe you better come back so you can rock this place. -
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well, Ladyg, i'm sorry to hear 'bout that tough day, hope you can wind down a little bit now. just hang out here a bit, let me take care of our guests, while you just socialize a bit....
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well, Ladyg, i'm sorry to hear 'bout that tough day, hope you can wind down a little bit now. just hang out here a bit, let me take care of our guests, while you just socialize a bit....
I am going to socialize a bit like you say, it is going to be just fine. -
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good evening, LK. thanks for stopping by. there are some munchies for you, back on the first page, and i'll gladly pour you a drink, if you tell me what you'd like?
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