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I mean it...... :-)
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Do you know why most orphans are successful?
When you ask them to do something.
Because when you tell go big or go home, they only have one option.
If England is six hours ahead of America, why can't they just tell us the future?
My ducks may not be in a row,
but at least they’re happy ducks, having fun!
Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.
Some people may call it 'multitasking'.
Me? I call it 'doing something else until I remember what the hell I was going to do in the first place'.
A man opening a new restaurant featuring cuisine from around the world want to carry that international theme to the restrooms. So he painted the doors with "men" and "women" in all the languages he could think of. He couldn't find the Chinese ideographs so he just copied some characters from a painting figuring no one would know
Shortly after opening a Chinese tourist stood in front of the doors and started laughing. When the owner asked what was so funny, the tourist told him he had painted the door with the ideographs that meant "Chinese relief".
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