TBD on Ning
Humor
Views: 1745
Replies to This Discussion
-
Permalink Reply by flippr 2.0 on
-
-
-
Permalink Reply by PartTimeBrewer on
-
There's a good way to make sure a fine Texas beer is appreciated.
-
-
-
excellent
-
-
-
-
-
-
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. -
-
-
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".
She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."
-
© 2024 Created by Aggie.
Powered by
