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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on October 2, 2016 at 6:50am

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Permalink Reply by Aggie on June 15, 2018 at 3:40pm

From the American Association Of Retired People

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?
A: Nudity

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor! :)

Permalink Reply by officerripley on June 15, 2018 at 4:47pm

Those are great, Aggie, thanks!

Permalink Reply by Aggie on June 15, 2018 at 10:06pm

<Your welcome!

Permalink Reply by PartTimeBrewer on June 16, 2018 at 3:09pm

Yep, just woke up from the sleep one.

Permalink Reply by Aggie on June 16, 2018 at 4:50pm

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new Truck.

Permalink Reply by Aggie on August 2, 2018 at 1:26pm

When at an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer down to the bar to do work on some financials and do some email.

I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, ‘What’s the Wi-Fi password?’

Bartender: 'You need to buy a drink first.'
Me: 'Okay, I’ll have a beer.'

Bartender: 'We have Molson’s Canadian on tap'
Me: 'Sure. How much is that?'
Bartender: '$8.00.'

Me: 'Here you are. OK, now what’s the Wi-Fi password?'

Bartender: ‘youneedtobuyadrinkfirst' - No spaces and all lowercase.

Permalink Reply by Aggie on August 3, 2018 at 2:20pm