where is outer space?
let there be light
What did the irate parents say, upon coming home to a blacked -out make-out party?
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
What did the husband say when 10 minutes later his wife found him in the shower "convincing" a girl from the make-out party to go home...
There's no place like home.
what do you say after a long road trip?
Preston Sturges
What was done to the professor's doctoral gown before he gave a commencement address in a small town in South Dakota?
Take out the trash.
What happens a few days or weeks after you bring in the groceries?
another Dorsey
Who will take over the Twitter empire when the current CEO steps down?
Moby Dick
Who is comedian Andy Dick's BIG brother?
Grand Central
which stack sits in the middle of all the other stacks of 1000 dollar bills?
eligible bachelor
what do you call a single billionaire with no bad habits?
running with the bulls
What immediately follows walking with the bulls?
bella swan
what do you call a swan with a ringtone?
The Flying Dutchman
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