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you know someone who can turn backflips
don't
you know someone over the age of 35 who can hula hoop
true
a starfish is a work of art
true
you love paintings of the sea
true
and that reminds you of Winslow Homer
sometimes
you have a fix for snails eating your plants
no plants, no snails, but what is it? Is it mothballs? Mothballs repulse all forms of animal life.
Invent an odorless mothball and the world will beat a path to your door. (Odorless to humans, that is.)
( a bowl full of beer. honest to God. They're attracted and fall in and drown, In the morning your beer bowl is full of floating mollusks)
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you have an old cedar chest
true
you have an old Swingline stapler
true
you have a crank-up pencil sharpener
never did; had a battery one once upon a time - don't know what happened to it. Yes, I actually use an inch-long DIY pencil sharpener on the rare occasions when I need to sharpen a pencil.
you never use your paper shredder because it's too noisy
(Yeah, me too, the one that comes with the Dixon Ticonderoga pencils)
I just cover sensitive stuff up with black marker
there is someone who calls you the same time every day
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