What makes more money than a closed bar?
porkpie hat
What did the fool call it when he jammed a pork pie on top of his head?
called it macaroni
What is TMI?
blast off
What does the starship Enterprise do when faced with the Klingons' photon torpedoes?
strange new worlds
What's the opposite of comfy old worldz?
pragmatic
What implement superceded the prag-manual?
4 on the floor
(Yes!)
What are you hearing when you hear the pitter-patter of little paws in the kitchen?
peat moss
What can be used to toast barley malt in the making of Scotch to impart a smoky taste?
shaken, not stirred
How do you like your maracas?
Caracas
What city in Venezuela rhymes with maracas?
waltzing Matilda
What are a dance and a character in a Danny deVito movie?
oscillating fan
What do you call your loyal, front row supporter who sways back & forth, whistling and waving and stirring the air?
groupie
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