What did they call Roger after his 4th Scotch and Soda?
late shift
What happens when your clutch slips.
chicken soup
What do you call soup that hides behind its mother's skirts and won't fight?
heavyweight champ
What is a phrase not used in modeling circles?
francophile
What do you use to smooth the edges of your hot dog?
tube steak
(Cool; never woulda thought of that one.)
What is the opposite of a not-to-be steak?
free range
What do you call a stove that doesn't cost you anything?
neighborhood clean-up
May we just avert our eyes now?
Engelbert Humperdinck
How did Anglebrandt Humphpurdinklen Anglicize his name?
Humphrey Dumpty
What's the worst thing the Dumptys ever did to their kid?
hunters moon
What do you call it when a hunter drops trou' in your face?
the full Monty
What's in a pack of Monty Python playing cards?
gerbils
© 2024 Created by Aggie. Powered by