What is probably the best kind of telephone exchange to have with one's ex?
parts unknown
What parts of what animals are ground up to make hot dogs?
suspended animation
Hot dogs, HA!!
What happens when the illustrator falls asleep.
garage sale
What is a two-word definition for masochism?
incredible hulk
not-so-jolly green giant
plop plop fizz fizz
What sounds do cow pies make when the cows have eaten too much bicarbonate of soda?
A fly in the ointment
What's like a dog in the manger, only smaller?
hoosegow
What a texan accent sounds like when asking Who's cow.
watermelon
What do you call your head after you've immersed it in a bucket of water?
paradise lost
What happened when the crapshooter threw snake eyes.
wind tunnel
What does it feel like listening to radio talk shows?
orange is the new black
What do you say when the only party dress you own is a little orange dress?
phlegmatic
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