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You're killing me Smalls.....
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I mean it...... :-)
Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please
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hard to find a pair of these...it's getting the matching other one that takes the time
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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At his 103rd birthday party, a grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th.
"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."
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It's Hell to be Old
OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Sheila, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing..'The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.' -
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