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Tell Me Two Things

Tell me two things in response to the request. Then post your own for the next person.

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Permalink Reply by Snagg on March 10, 2013 at 11:35am

This little guy....

And puppies.

TM2T you wish you'd thought of faster than I did.

Permalink Reply by CaliforniaNow on March 10, 2013 at 12:00pm

he made me smile too. That would have been my answer: baby humans and baby animals.

TM2T that turn your smile upside-down like Jeff Dunham's crabby old man puppet. (you don't have to be male or old.)

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Permalink Reply by Snagg on March 10, 2013 at 12:18pm

Any time that same little guy gets really and truly upset, instead of merely peeved.

Anytime some slobbering idiot goes in front of TV cameras and says that god told him to keep this group from voting or that group to keep their personal lives private but leave the country anyway or that women shouldn't be allowed to run their own lives as they please or that he was supposed to keep all of the money and pay no taxes on any of it.

TM2 useful T that you learned from watching cartoons.

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Permalink Reply by Westerly_2 on March 10, 2013 at 1:32pm

That a rascally rabbit can outsmart a bumpkin with a blunderbuss, and you can get someone to run smack into a door painted on a rock if you're cool. ("Please proceed.")

TM2T you can learn from watching pets play together.

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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on March 12, 2013 at 1:04pm

How easy it to make me smile, and how much fur flies.

TM2T your pet doesn't like.

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Permalink Reply by Westerly_2 on March 12, 2013 at 1:30pm

Strangers at the door, and someone shouting f***.

TM2T you do when strangers come to the door.

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Permalink Reply by Snagg on March 12, 2013 at 4:18pm

Fake a lurching limp, a paralyzed arm, a drool and a squint and answer the door with a "Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss ?" in a Karloffian / Lorre-ish accent.

Either that, or tell them I'm still communicable, so they'd better make it snappy.

TM2T to order from our favorite and recently re-opened sushi bar tonight.