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[Bmichael]

...The Ranch's answer to you -know - what - with no rules.

Go ahead...tell us what you're having for dinner - we can't wait! Got a cute pic of kitty peeking out of a paper bag? Post it! We live for that stuff!

Math addict? How about a refresher on the Pythagorean Theorem?

Like macaroni and cheese? Tell us why!

So even if you're not a writer or a poet (yet), there's still plenty of fun things to do at the Armadillo!

Oh baby, oh baby!

[Westerly_2]

Meanwhile, back in Kentucky, Ashley Judd is polling the incumbent turtle at 43/47, and she hasn't even announced yet. (Scared,much?)  Rove  Pac hits are out on her already.

[Bmichael]

Hmm...this is news to me. 

Never really considered her as a politician before, despite her activism. 

Anyway, she'll never beat McConnell - he's got bigger breasts.

[Marilyn]

Meanwhile, back in New Jersey ... what are we, chopped liver? A pox on your ponytail event! We're having a parade ... for Joe Flacco ... who grew up 3 miles from me. Hah!

(Good to see some activity here ... it's been dead, dead, dead!)

[Westerly_2]

I must be a moron. Never heard of Joe Flaco.

(ok, just looked him up. Football, that explains it. I'm not a huge fan, therefore, clueless).

[Bmichael]

Marilyn?...hey...YO!...M!...you there?

You guys OK up there? 

Need anything?

Chopped liver?

Nachos?

Dirty movies?

[Westerly_2]

How about mint juleps out my way - always welcome

[Bmichael]

Why, Westerly!

Frankly, I’m appalled!

Our poor Marilyn is probably up to her gibs in ice, snow, and slush while you’re basking in sunny, 60 degree weather, sipping mint juleps – on the veranda, no doubt – while she…

…wait…hold that thought…be right back…gotta flip the ribs on the grill…

[Carol T]

We did not get hit as hard as New Jersey, but it still took me most of the afternoon to clean up after Nemo.  I rewarded myself by making homemade chicken and dumplings with veggies in the gravy.

Did I mention it's also cold and windy?  Currently it's 14 degrees, but the wind chill makes it feel like 2 degrees.

[Westerly_2]

Hmmmm! (for the chick & dumplings, not for the wind chill).

[Bmichael]

Well...I stand corrected. 

Carol T, I thought you lived in France.

[Carol T]

I think you're confusing me with Chez Moi, Bmichael.  I live in upstate New York, and have since 1971.

[Bmichael]

Lol...could never confuse you with Chez Moi!

I'm just easily confused, these days. :-)