AMAZING DISCOVERY ON MARS

[Mark Joel Lane]

 

NASA scientists announced an amazing discovery today. The Mars Rover, Curiosity's camera has found potentially habitable sites with speculation that the dry surface of the planet was once covered with large areas of flowing water. Now some astonishing fantastic photos sent back to Earth are flat pieces of what appear to be unleavened bread. As Robin might say to Batman,"Holy Moses". Indeed ,there is growing evidence that the Mars Rover camera has focused on a piece of matzoh. It just might be that the best chocolates on Earth like M&Ms, Milky Way, Snickers, and Twix are not the only foods that come from Mars.

While further determination needs to be made of this remarkable discovery, Mars laboratory spokesman,Dr. James Kirk believes that a Martian civilization once existed and made a rapid mass exodus of the planet before it was struck by a giant asteroid. While some historians and scholars feel that humans are direct descendants of Martians,other pundits feel Martians have colonized the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, or one of neighboring planets Jupiter's moons, Europa.

While further examination of the fossilized matzoh is still years away when a manned mission to Mars is expected around 2020, there is mounting evidence that the Martians left the planet in a hurry. No WONDER,their bread didn't have time to rise. The Martian rover has uncovered more evidence to support Dr. Kirk's theory. It has photographed some hieroglyphic writing etched in the Martian rocks near the adduced matzoh artifact that reads,"Yul Brynner was here."

 

[Mark Joel Lane]

SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN. SO IT SHALL BE DONE.