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You're killing me Smalls.....
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I mean it...... :-)
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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With the holidays upon us, I would like to share an experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know, some of us have been known to have a brush with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well three days ago, I was out for one of those social evenings with friends and had several cocktails. Feeling pretty jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before. I took a cab and sure enough on the way home there was a police roadblock. Since it was a cab, they just waved it on through.
I arrived home safely without incident. This was certainly a surprise as I've never driven a cab before. I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it! You are welcome to borrow it whenever needed.
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Permalink Reply by EddieDingo on
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December 21st...come and gone.
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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see
her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into
about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford
and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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