You're killing me Smalls.....

[Jaylee53]

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

 

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

 

 

 

I mean it...... :-)

[TeeBubbaDee]

I just hate it when that happens!

[Slim]

They must train their cops in improv.

[TeeBubbaDee]

A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.

Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.

“Well,” he replied, “the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong.”

[Aggie]

"....This would not have happened without Rick Perry and Barack Obama.....” Texas A&M University System Chancellor John Sharp

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Bob Stepp]

Throw in a chocolate chip cookie and I'm there.

[Jaylee53]

[Slim]

That might be the real headline, but I'm pretty sure that last line wasn't AP.

[Bob Stepp]

I just spewed coffee out my nose.......thank you, Dear.

[Faye Greener]

I hate always being the spoiler:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp

[Bob Stepp]

[TeeBubbaDee]