Tell Me Two Things

[Quinn]

Tell me two things in response to the request. Then post your own for the next person.

[Karen Bear]

TM2T  you will do with your tax refund money

[Snagg]

Spruce up my secret undersea lair, and maybe get a corn dog.

TM2T that Justin Bieber is NOT.

[funesthememorious]

He's not a Scientologist or Lady Gaga's obstetrician.

TM2T that Charlie Brown would do to get a date with the Little Red Haired girl.

[Slim]

He might bludgeon Linus to get her a little security or even get her a ride in a WWII vintage Sopwith Camel.

TM2T that tasted better when you were seven.

[Snagg]

Anything from Chef Boyardee, and junk food in general.

TM2 verdicts you've sternly disagreed with.

[funesthememorious]

Bong Hits 4 Jesus ( Morse et al. v. Frederick ) and the Second Commandment.

TM2T you wish were tax-deductible.

[BethD]

Mrs. Pennypacker and Lil'Blackie

tm2t you lie about?

[Snagg]

How much I lie. And something else, but I can't remember what it is just now.

TM2T everybody thinks you should be grateful for, but you're not.

[Slim]

That facebook has started the timeline (I don't see any difference so I don't care),

and that Nicki Minaj has found religion by dating the Pope.

TM2T that taste great dehydrated or freeze-dried.

[funesthememorious]

Beef jerky and ice cream sandwiches.

TM2T to have in your guest room in case the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse need to spend the night.

[Snagg]

A fat stack of Oprah dvd's and 55 gallon barrel of lube.

TM2T on my To-Do list that I should go ahead and ignore.

[BethD]

vacumm and write a will.

tm2t that boils your  blood?