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You're killing me Smalls.....

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

I mean it...... :-)

Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please

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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on December 8, 2011 at 11:39am

Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on December 8, 2011 at 7:31pm

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu ignore it, It's just spam

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on December 9, 2011 at 8:47am

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on December 9, 2011 at 12:18pm

Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on December 9, 2011 at 9:20pm

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearman's, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

Permalink Reply by funesthememorious on December 10, 2011 at 3:33am

Clod told me this one.

A traveling saleswoman stopped at a run-down farmhouse where two dim-bulb farmer brothers lived. She gets out of her car, and they stand there leering at her. "OK, OK, I get it. All right, I'll sleep with both of you tonight. But you have to promise to wear condoms. I don't want to get pregnant, you know." A few days later over breakfast the first brother says to second: "I don't care if she gets pregnant, do you?" Second brother: "Nahhhh. Let's take these stupid things off."

Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on December 10, 2011 at 6:30am