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Fess up....

I'm not "Fr" so and so...or "Sr" what's here name...or your Momma. So there is no fear of any social or religious repercussion on this one.

This is just a safe place to air those potential horrific or non-consequential choices you've made up to now.

Most of mine...minor and amusing, mostly to myself. Ted and Lola don't care.

Tonight I was making "Cowboy Caviar". It calls for the juice of one lime. I grabbed the large green thing from the bowl of whatnot...pears/lemons/tomatoes an a bunch of bananas.

I proceeded to roll the big green thing back and forth on the counter...not expecting it to explode under my hand....it was an avocado....:-/

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Permalink Reply by Jaylee53 on September 27, 2011 at 3:27pm

Tell 'em 'bout the fridge.....:-)

Permalink Reply by d's girl on September 27, 2011 at 7:49pm

yeah. tell us about the fridge, cowboy.

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on September 27, 2011 at 8:00pm

Yeah, I wanna hear about the fridge,

Permalink Reply by Goldilocks46 on September 27, 2011 at 8:52pm

Me too!

Permalink Reply by Ruby Red Crystal on September 28, 2011 at 12:39pm

Waiting to hear the story.

Permalink Reply by Bob Stepp on September 28, 2011 at 3:58pm

Yeah...okay, about the fridge. When I got here to sign the papers on my apartment the lady wanted me to see ir first to make sure I liked it. Ok, fine, but I had seen pictures on their website and I had just driven 1150 miles the last two days and I was dog tired. As she gave me the tour I noticed the refridgerator was standing there with it's doors wide open. I asked her if it was on and she said, "Of course but it will take a while for it to cool down." So I shut the doors, signed the papers and set about unloading the car. A little later Jaylee came in and put something in the refridgerator and remarked that it was warm. Sure enough it was so I called the rental office which was already closed and left a message that the fridge was indeed not working. Jaylee went to the store and bought some ice and a little styrofoam cooler to get us by. Awhile later she asked, "Do you think maybe it's just unplugged?" I told her the agent assured me that it was on and just hadn't cooled down.......but just to satisfy her, which of course is what I do, I pulled it out from the wall and sure enough there the cord was, dangling like a limp .... I hastily left another message for the rental agent. wouldn't you think I would have noticed that the light wasn't on either????

Win some, lose some.

Permalink Reply by d's girl on September 28, 2011 at 6:14pm

You really are blonde.

Permalink Reply by Jaylee53 on September 28, 2011 at 6:44pm

It was just one of those moments....you hear the faint voice in the backround..'is it plugged in?".

Of all the possibilities for things to go wrong...not a biggie..:-)

Permalink Reply by d's girl on September 28, 2011 at 7:43pm

Ducatiman came home to an empty house tonight (I'm at my house for a day or 2 getting some stuff done)... with his arms full - too full by his own account (this is a bad habit of his) - he tried to turn on the lamp on the end table- this lamp has been there since I moved in a couple weeks ago, but he still hasn't figured out how to turn it on - he somehow toppled over the lamp & shattered the lightbulb, which went everywhere. He said it was one big mess. I think he's appreciating me being there most of the time, as it seems these things only happen when I'm not around. '-)

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on September 28, 2011 at 8:14pm

Soooo.... Just want to get this straight. D-man can't turn on a lamp, but seems to have no problem turning you on. I'm thinking, the lamp is not a priority.

Fess up....

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