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You're killing me Smalls.....

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

I mean it...... :-)

Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please

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Permalink Reply by funesthememorious on September 18, 2011 at 5:59pm

Permalink Reply by Jaylee53 on September 19, 2011 at 7:12pm

*You're killing me funes....*

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on September 18, 2011 at 7:21pm

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on September 19, 2011 at 7:54am

Permalink Reply by Jaylee53 on September 19, 2011 at 7:11pm

Hahahahaha!

Do you remember the scene from "Witness" w/Harrison Ford?

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on September 23, 2011 at 11:04am

I saw the movie, but it was one of those I didn't pay much attention to, so I don't remember the scene. Did some Amish maid milk Harrison?

Permalink Reply by funesthememorious on September 24, 2011 at 3:42am

A man is crawling through the Sahara desert when he is approached by another man riding on a camel. When the rider gets close enough, the crawling man whispers through his sun-parched lips, "Water... please... can you give...water..."

"I'm sorry," replies the man on the camel, "I don't have any water with me. But I'd be delighted to sell you a necktie."
"Tie?" whispers the man. "I need *water*."
"They're only four dollars apiece."
"I need *water*."
"Okay, okay, say two for seven dollars."
"Please! I need *water*!", says the man.
"I don't have any water, all I have are ties," replies the salesman, and he heads off into the distance.

The man, losing track of time, crawls for what seems like days.
Finally, nearly dead, sun-blind and with his skin peeling and blistering, he sees a restaurant in the distance. Summoning the last of his strength he staggers up to the door and confronts the head waiter.

"Water... can I get... water," the dying man manages to stammer.
"I'm sorry, sir, ties required."

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on September 24, 2011 at 6:49am