You're killing me Smalls.....

[Jaylee53]

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

 

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

 

 

 

I mean it...... :-)

[TeeBubbaDee]

I'm not sure how funny this is, bit I didn't know where to post it.

 

http://www.aclu.org/ordering-pizza

[CWO3ROBBIE]

I've been a card carring member of the ACLU forever.

Want fries with that?

[TeeBubbaDee]

Are ya sure ya don't want the bread sticks?

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Bob Stepp]

[Goldilocks46]

So true.

[TeeBubbaDee]

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

 

Polaroids.

[Bob Stepp]

[Quinn]

My favorite cartoon. Love Wiley :-)

[TeeBubbaDee]

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

[CWO3ROBBIE]

THE AMAZING HUMAN BODY         It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.  One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.  The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.  Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.  A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.  There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.  Women blink twice as often as men.  The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.  Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.  If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women will be finished reading this by now.  Men  are still busy checking their thumbs.

[Jaylee53]

*don't tell but I looked at my thumb....:-)*