How do you compliment a woman without sounding.......

[Bob Stepp]

....LIKE A DIRTY OLD MAN?

After a certain age we guys get into more trouble by simply trying to be nice. Really, we just appreciate nature's wonders....really...

So, can't you ladies just deal with nicely?

 

[Quinn]

Always tell a woman you like her shoes.

Actually, that may be the answer to the fat butt question..."Honey, I am so enthralled with your shoes I didn't even notice the jeans" ;-)

[Bob Stepp]

Come now.....would a woman really buy that????

[Snagg]

My ex asked me if a pair of pants made her butt look fat. I asked her if my glasses made me look blind.

That was by no means the final straw, by the way.

[Jaylee53]

That is hilarious..!!

[d's girl]

My ex was once w/me at a fitting for a bridesmaid's dress. The MOMENT we were back in the car he looked at me & said, "That dress does absolutely nothing for you."
I'd forgotten about that. Thanks a lot, Snagg.

[Aggie]

How about "Your sweeter than a prune kolache!"?

[Bob Stepp]

That should be relatively safe.

[Aggie]

I tried it on a former TBDer and got a reply "You have such a way with words."

[Bob Stepp]

I think I know her.....she would say that.